Mancunian bloke: “Can I speak to the business owner?”
Certainly. What’s your call in connection with?
“My name’s Gary and I’m calling from The Business Consultants. It’s a quick business enquiry about…”
[I interrupt his introduction] I can help you with that; do you have a registration number?
“What about my car?”
So it’s not your car?
For someone who said it was a quick business enquiry, you’re dragging your feet a bit. How about a model and year?
“You what, mate?”
The car. What model is it?
Do you even know, yourself?
Whose car it is?
“Why are you asking me about a car?”
…because you’ve called a windscreen replacement business and I cannot help *you* unless you help *me* identify the vehicle.
[he hung up] Job done. Killed him.